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Thought Catalog
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30 Awesome Songs That Feature Numbers In Their Title
If you don’t like Bob Marley & The Wailers, or this song, then I don’t like you. That is all.
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Kind Of, Sort Of Dating, Maybe?
Are we supposed to be dating? Or are we more like good friends? Special buddies? No, not special buddies, that just sounds awkward. Hmm, maybe this is just about hooking…
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I Will Always Care Too Much
There is a deep cultural premium put on the “cool” of indifference in my generation, and it’s a persona that I doubt I could ever even fake. Because I do…
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10 First Date Deal Breakers
I know we met on Grindr and all, but can you at least wait until the date is over before you open it back up? Sheesh.
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I’ll Never Be Good Enough For You
I will never be the person you want. Not really. I can be a shadow of that person, striving really hard to actually get there. But I never will.
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How Do You Handle A Long Distance Relationship?
You can visit each other, you can Skype, you can do small things that make you feel connected to each other’s lives, but even those can sometimes seem like paltry…
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5 Sex Moves Every 20-Something Should Know About
If you’re going to take a stranger home for sex, you must know how to get them out of your apartment the morning after. No one likes a one night…
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20 People You Will Meet In Your 20s
Whatever this person is doing with their life, you no longer have the balls to do it. They’re quitting their job on a whim to go backpack through Asia. They’re…
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19 Things To Do When You Stay Up Until 5 A.M.
Sign up for a free trial of something that you’ll forget to cancel, thus earning yourself a full-blown membership.
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5 Things Only You Are Judging About Yourself
When I have nasty acne, I tell myself that the people that love me would rather have me around than not have me around because I’m hiding out over a…
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32 Mistakes Not To Make While Drunk
Blogging without making the requisite announcement/tag that you are now “drunk blogging.” Everything written while drunk blogging is acceptable.
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21 Truths About Being An Only Child
Famous only children include: FDR, Frank Sinatra, Lance Armstrong, and Elvis. Oh yeah, and some dude you may have heard of, goes by the name Jesus. You might remember him…
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Just Because She Is Polite Does Not Mean She Is Flirting
Feeling the discomfort of even mild politeness being received as an open invitation to follow you down the street or insist on continuing a clearly-unwanted conversation is something you don’t…
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Yeah Trick, I AM Wearing Leggings As Pants. Wanna Fight About It?
Does the shirt cover four inches of crotch/thigh area, AT LEAST? Are the leggings somehow embellished to make them more “pant-like”?
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The 10 Best Fictional Boyfriends
Whether you like him in his clean-shaven, hopeful early days, or his scruffy, overgrown, widow-boning, depressed days, Noah is inarguably one of the greatest fictional boyfriends to ever not exist…
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Short Men, Eww, They’re Genetically Deformed
Height signifies, if not biological strength, then a glow of social supremacy.
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I Really Hate Alcohol
Whenever I’m in a drinking situation and somebody new finds out that I generally stay away from alcohol, the first thing they do is tilt their head, furrow their brows…
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32 Ways To Make Me Fall In Love With You
Lend me your sweater with the vague-and-absolutely-correct notion that I will be keeping it.
