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19 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Humans
You could work your entire life to be happy and you will still never attain the level of unadulterated bliss a dog feels when you merely walk in the door.
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5 Things That Will Happen When You Date A Marxist
How many among us have met a Marxist and wondered, with no real sense of how to approach this very important question, ‘should I date this Marxist?’
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8 Inconvenient Truths That Will Change How You See Things
There are few things that come without pros and cons, things you lose while you gain, and choices that leave other avenues unexplored.
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10 Famous Ugly Guys I Think Are Hot
Steve Buscemi’s resemblance to a meth addict is incontestable, but his eyes man, his eyes.
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11 Signs You Really Love Them
8. When you spend hours in bed on Saturday night in a pool of potato chips, Coca-Cola and Sour Patch Kids, binge-watching your favorite Netflix shows. The world feels right.
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The Most Amazing Anti-Gay Ad You Will Ever See
If promoting God’s law means taking a chubby, Tony Perkins will suck it up.
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9 Postgraduate Jobs, And What It’s Like To “Work” In Them
Public Relations: In addition to only being allowed to write emails in all caps, you are required to constantly attend events that specialize in mid-level dudes cheating on their girlfriends…
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I Like My Bush
Yet despite these hurdles, I have to say the worst stage of puberty was, without a doubt, the sprouting of those pesky pubes.
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5 Summer Books For Smart People
Calling a book a “beach read” can be a sort of subtle insult, like telling someone that their shirt seems a little tight or they look beautiful when they wear…
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New York City Is Overrated, But That’s OK
New York is not what everyone says it is. It’s not the “Greatest City in the World” and I didn’t immediately want to move here. I didn’t change my perspective…
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30 Quotes That Will Make You Want To Watch ‘Legally Blonde’ Right Now
26. Elle: This is going to be just like senior year, only funner!
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32 Of Life’s Best Feelings
13) Waking up earlier than expected, having a bowl of cereal and going back to bed. Laziness is so awesome.
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How To Adequately Deal With Swamp Ass
It’s a rookie mistake to stand directly up from any chair not made of an absorbent material during swamp ass season.
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20 Things Guys Can Do To Become Instantly More Attractive
11. When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.
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30 Hilarious Mindy Kaling Tweets That Will Make Your Day
Fact: I only have Twitter just to follow Mindy Kaling.
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I Dated A Trustfund Baby And All I Got Was This Blog Post
Soon I discovered the ambitious guy I first met was just someone totally and completely lost, a victim of overparenting and privilege.
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10 Reasons Why Men Are The Superior Sex
My grandfather put it to me this way: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys,…
