I’ve spent so much of my twenties testing myself, seeing how far I could go before I retreated to what felt safe. That’s why I met the man off Grindr. I wanted to see if I could hook up with a stranger and have it feel okay, even though I already knew the answer.

Keep their living space in a slight state of disarray.

Only 35% of Harvard freshman have ever had sex. Nationwide, 47% of students have sex before they graduate high school.

I’m hot cuz I’m fly, you ain’t cuz you not. This is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot.

1. Spending on experiences is always better than buying materials.

Here are some newly-minted throwbacks that could catalyze the extraordinary.

Are you an introvert, or have the other less social, apprehensive aspects of your personality led you under a category to which you don’t necessarily belong?

If our mothers don’t approve, you’ve got no chance.

Don’t go to New York and eat Sbarro’s for lunch, you feel me?

Now before you go thinking that I’m some horribly calculating automaton, first stop and think about how beneficial this kind of universal self-centeredness is.