“Are you gay?” No. You’re just single. You’re glad to know people think you are though.

15. If you’re driving in D.C. please make sure there’s ample amount of air in your tires, potholes will tear your wheels apart.

In 2013, we have our Channing Tatums and our Zac Efrons, but nothing we will ever produce can hold a candle to Montgomery Clift and James Dean. They just don’t…

Upon being introduced to a friend of a friend–and your connector friend leaves to go to the bathroom–it’s time for a full-on panic.

Betsy Ross had girls sleep with enemies during the revolutionary war to gain intel. (Pretty much ran a brothel).

Working out, because you don’t need a bunch of randos around you to throw off your swag by judging the way you improperly use the stair machine. An empty gym…

You have a zombie survival guide. A hard copy. You know why it can’t be digital.

5. If you attempt to hit on me with racially charged pick-up lines, I will take the drink you bought for me and splash it over your head. I will…

Yeah, Sleeping Beauty has class in the morning.

I will meet him somewhere neutral: a coffee shop, a bar, a bookstore.

I know the internet (including myself) is all up on Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling for being ridiculously, ridiculously good looking, but let’s pay respect to the reigning king of…

Fact: If you watch Citizen Kane with your boyfriend and he doesn’t like it, you may want to consider getting a new boyfriend.

I used to cut myself as a punishment. Now I eat stuff that I’m allergic to knowing that it hurts me.

5. Disney World