Pumpkins…Meh

When a man treats me completely normally… like I’m a person and not a girl.

7. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

This is a little trick for people who are really shy or introverted. Offer to help the host, they almost always need a little last minute help.

What women REALLY want in a man.

2. Expectations are dangerously low. Society assumes you are still an idiot.

The need to find out what will happen if I don’t relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.

There’s a special occasion that can be commercialized almost every month.

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!

12. Sometimes you will be sad and cry for no reason

The best part? The look of fear on her face during the whole thing because she didn’t know how many she put up there in the first place.

I definitely have body image issues. One offhanded, mostly joking comment about a shirt making me look fat and I’ll be stressing about it for the rest of the day.

A new stack of $100 bills is one hundred hundreds — $10,000. That went in my jeans.

How do people manage this outside of an American Apparel photoshoot?? How???