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10 Lies Depression Tells You
1. You are a bad person who deserves bad things. 2. You are unhappy because you are lazy or lacking in willpower. Happiness is a choice, a choice that you…
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How To Avoid Your Friends When They Are In Town
1. Always (ALWAYS) have plans in the back of your mind:
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7 Embarrassing Things You Need To Learn How To Hide
There are certain relationships that are meant to dissolve into the time-space continuum behind you, and you should absolutely not feel bad about that.
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Do Ugly People Have Any Value At All?
Their first violation of the social contract was in emerging from the womb, thereby increasing cumulative global repulsiveness, a new wart on the face of humanity, one more unwanted animal.…
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10 Dating Commandments For The Modern Man
The debate is out on chivalry: have women killed it, lowering their expectations to such distressing lows that no man will bother opening a door for a lady again?
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6 Helpful Tips For Interacting With Minnesotans
When inviting a Minnesotan over for dinner, it’s common practice for them to refuse twice, to test out whether you are “just being nice” or are genuinely interested in their…
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49 Absolutely Stunning Sylvia Plath Quotes
So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as…
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21 Tom Haverford Quotes That Will Make You Want To Be His Best Friend
“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”
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55 David Foster Wallace Quotes That Make You Want To Be A Better Person
There’s good self-consciousness, and then there’s toxic, paralyzing, raped-by-psychic-Bedouins self-consciousness.
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What Your Favorite Condiment Says About You
You will lead the zombie revolution. I am terrified of you.
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50 Craigslist Meet Ups You’re Really Glad You Weren’t A Part Of
“Hey man, don’t come. I was just going to rob you, but I heard some kids in the background when we were talking on the phone.”
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I Poop At Work And These Are My Observations
After a couple weeks working at The Company, I still hadn’t been able to get it down. I tried dietary supplements, eating at different times, Wiccan chants… and none of…
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16 Struggles Of Being The Eldest Sibling
You went through an angsty phase where you tried to sell your new sibling.
