Lisa Frank was the Banksy of middle school fashion. I have no idea how her stuff isn’t still popular.

23. You find it immensely tough to get a drink without having to walk through a particularly rough gauntlet of people you really don’t want to say hi to. Is…

1. Mystery shoppers give retail workers trust issues for life.

You’re welcome, internet.

Wine > vodka.

I wake up with a hot knife searing my jaw apart.

Wake up, Dorothy. We’re not in junior high anymore.

Openly supporting child labor, printing controversial phrases on bags, a racist origin to the company name, sexist viewpoints and philosophies, extreme markup on their product, defective inventory, and stating that…

Finish your drink every time Taissa Farmiga’s character murders a boy with her vagina.

I have always liked P!nk best when she is pissed off and angry at the patriarchy.

If your dude is a man child, then he’ll have grand ambitions, ambitions he mentions, sporadically and vaguely, while smoking a joint. And ambitions he has never once acted on.

“It’s okay, I’m a MILF, I can do whatever I want.”

I worked in a steak restaurant and my co worker lost her ID at the bar next door one night after work, one week later a girl came in and…

2013 was the year of the “selfie.” It’s official now. Time magazine always picks the person of the year. And the publishers of the Oxford Dictionary, well, they get to…

Sometimes when you’re having a bad day, a perfect playlist will turn your entire day around.