What’s your deal breaker? We all have something that turns us off.

I learned that it’s always startling if any stranger tries to talk to you in a bank, but exceedingly more startling if they whisper “nice ass…” It’s like, do you…

“Does that mean you only date other people with tattoos?”

I cannot even.

My dad always says there are two reasons why you shouldn’t trust someone: because you don’t know them and because you do.

Your great grandmother’s ring and your favorite childhood blanket are off limits, but here are some more reasonable recommendations.

Your natural hair color will always be most flattering.

Even boys know the words to “Man! I Feel Like A Woman.”

“I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.” Alan Rickman

Contrary to popular opinion (ahem, Cher Horowitz) coffee does not stunt your growth.

A down comforter. It’s a gift that feels decadent, and one your girlfriend will use every day, all year.