An axe. Seriously. Give them a real power tool or a decorative reminder of the power they exude from their strong personality.

At first, this setup will feel strange. You’ll be sitting across from someone you adore, who would likely rather be naked with you than slurping pho from a plastic bowl,…

9. Construction workers, up yonder.

2. This year, military experts deemed negative comments about Jennifer Lawrence the greatest internal threat to our country.

Let me state for the record that I absolutely hate going to the club. I’d rather do my taxes than go to the club.

There are everyday occurrences that aren’t a big deal and most people seem to handle them gracefully, but my worrisome, cynical imagination doesn’t allow me to do that and I’m…

His suit game is completely untouchable, even by Roger Sterling.

Pro tip: have some tissues at the ready.

Say “is it okay if I take my pants off” before taking their pants off and remarking about how cute their underwear is and where they bought it.

What’s your deal breaker? We all have something that turns us off.

I learned that it’s always startling if any stranger tries to talk to you in a bank, but exceedingly more startling if they whisper “nice ass…” It’s like, do you…

“Does that mean you only date other people with tattoos?”