It’s high time we just took that giant table saw of democracy and severed Florida off to float in the Atlantic. Here is why.

Not sure if tears of joy or immense jealousy/ rage/ sadness.

“After what seemed like forever she reached the other side of the chasm and the hands went away.”

Hugging for just a second or two too long, so you’re not sure if they actually meant to do it or you just imagined it.

They cannot focus on one thing quite like the average person. Essentially, their stream of ideas is always running — the tap does not shut off — and, as a result, creative people show schizophrenic, borderline manic-depressive tendencies.

The Washington Post put out stories on the best places to live as an expat weighing things like quality of life and the economy. But, I wanted to take it a step further (and, ya know, skip the metric stuff) and ask travel bloggers who are expats.

People will ask you what you do for a living before asking how you’re doing.

“Meet me at our special place. Don’t be late.” #creepy

5. When he hands you a clean STD screening!

You have a weakness for guys who play the acoustic guitar. You can trace this back to that hot counselor Joey who always played “Wonderwall” around the camp fire.

Your labels won’t save you or brand you as good. But understanding and even accepting the roots and systems of evil can help you better pursue the good.