Loving Target with the very flame of your soul and calling it Targé is a fiscally responsible and heartwarming way to buy another lacy sundress you don’t need, and that’s…

Someone announces on Facebook that they’re starting some new diet or weight loss plan and you’re like “Mmhmm. Okay.”

A new mother wanted her boyfriend’s name tattooed on the chest of her 5-month-old son.

I work at a recycling center and just the other day someone threw a dead cat into the cardboard shredder.

Didn’t just wait for someone to text her back, but kept the window open to see the little ellipses pop up.

Answer their phone calls at 4 A.M and promise them that you were not sleeping, even if you were.

We aren’t heroes. And we get compensated very well for the relatively little education we have.

There is no such thing as “The subway.”

Talk about some good old mind-blowing trivia.

“Am I the only woman who doesn’t enjoy walking around naked for no reason in the locker room? Like, is blow-drying my hair buck naked a part of life I…

In the rainbow spray blown from the lip of a breaking wave, I can see the wind.