Our two for one drinks, one of which was non-alcoholic, cost us $27. Really, a rum and coke and a virgin cocktail normally costs $54 for lunch? Really? We had to ask someone in charge to explain the bill to us. He said that really each drink was two drinks, so we didn’t have two…

Coiffed boys in suits, girls in heels, silk dresses, hair perfectly curled. Oh my god did she do her makeup herself?

Finding out they had a speech impediment as a child.

Take advantage of the things you won’t have when you return home.

Happy reading, and don’t forget to put on that sunscreen.

1. Your alarm is more like a guideline than a rule; one which you will repeatedly ignore.

It feels as if you had a menu in hand and anxiously, hungrily waited for 20-something years, then when the universe came over to take your order, you didn’t have the slightest clue what you want.

They say there is always room for better. But what if he was the best you could ever have? What if there is no room for anything better at all?

You don’t have to have everything figured out, and you don’t have to have perfect outcomes, you just have to feel good about the process.

A morbid look at life.