Every year for my birthday, my Uncle David ships me a box of junk he’s hoarded during the year. You don’t truly understand how “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” until Uncle David’s trash becomes your trash.

“I just don’t see color!”

Please tell me I’m not the only one who is really into haunted houses and creepy places? I know I’m not!

A woman who makes me better..

Here my skin color is desired, fetishized, and fantasized about. It represents freedom, wealth, and opportunity.

From the years 1764 to 1767, an unknown entity killed upwards of 80 men, women, and children. The creature was described as a giant wolf by the sole survivor of the attacks, which ceased after several wolves were killed in the area.

We’re all just human beings. The only difference between you and them is the amount of acknowledgement they get from society. But then again, that isn’t beauty. That is just approval.

Here are a bunch of hilarious ideas that take very little effort, because there is nothing more spooky, scary, and downright horrifying than having to spend more then 20 minutes on anything in 2014.

“I don’t plan on asking my girlfriend to marry me. I know she wants it, but I like how we are right now.”

You’ve tried to sext. That’s all. You’ve tried.

A healthy relationship with social media that doesn’t involve getting into Twitter fights, posting endless selfies, or stressing over how many likes something got in the past hour.

Sending vague “Wanna hang out?” texts instead of inviting someone they’re interested in to actual, set plans.