Crissy Milazzo
Crissy is a writer living and lol’ing in Los Angeles. She’s on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, for better or worse.
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19 Classic Weird Kids From Your Middle School And Who They Are Now
The kid who: organized M.A.S.H rounds and knew everyone’s crushes, so they set it up so that M.A.S.H was as embarrassing as possible. Is now the adult who: holds Bachelor viewing parties at their house.
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20 Shamefully Hilarious Thoughts Everyone Has Before And After A One-Night Stand
SPONSORED Contrary to popular belief, one-night stands aren’t limited to one-off sexual encounters with strangers: in reality, the stuff of one-night stands covers everything from unintentionally platonic sleepovers to weird couch make outs.
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21 Changes You’ll Experience Between Your 20’s And Your 30’s
You learn how important it is to say “yes!” and “...um, no."
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What It Really Means To Never Take It Seriously And Never Get Hurt
“If you never take it seriously you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.”
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10 Unspoken Things Grown Up Daughters Want Their Dads To Know
I’m not naive enough to believe that you’d be proud of all my choices, but I know that you saved my life with your careful (and sometimes intense) warnings.
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11 Differences Between Drinking In Your Early 20s Vs. Drinking In Your Late 20s
Early 20s: SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHA SHA SHA SHOT SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODDDDDDY SH— Late 20s: ....Shots?
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17 Honest Lessons On Self-Respect Every Teenage Girl Should Know
People will judge you for everything you do.
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13 Signs You Have A Stoner Personality (Even If You Don’t Smoke Weed)
People refer to you as being "chill"
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9 Reasons Everyone Should Date A Jersey Girl
I will always be proud to be from New Jersey.
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10 Bullsh*t Excuse Emails Everyone Sends The Week Before Finals
Did your Aunt *really* die this semester?
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11 Oddly Satisfying Things That Happen When You’re Finally With The Right Person
Honestly? Most fights end in a reconciliation that includes ordering takeout.