“Here come the meat sweats.”

I watched this video out of curiosity and wow, I am completely taken about how eerie this “Death Whistle” sounds.

Before any outdoor adventures, you’re always the one who asks, “Did you put on sunscreen? What SPF are you wearing?”

Sometimes, a girl just wants to be told she’s sexy. You know, feel like an actual adult. A sexy adult. Nobody wants to be a sexy baby.

It’s lyrical and lovable, the kind of music your party drinks and dances to while losing themselves in intimate moments of whatever life is.

Sometimes you don’t know how lucky you are.

Cabin in the woods Sometime around 2000 or earlier my friend had gone camping with his family, he’s about five at this time.

“You can reach that incredibly high item. Will you please bring it down for me?”

“You’re too skinny.” Translation: I wish I was that skinny. You say: Ugh I know. I try to put on weight by eating lots of pizza and chocolate cake, but no luck.