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39 Funny Status Updates That Prove Facebook Is Seriously Hilarious
“everyone pray to me, because your other god is too pussy sh*t to destroy ISIS.”
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7 Genuine Ways To Melt A Girl’s Heart (From A Girl’s Perspective)
Tell her that she’s beautiful. Tell her when she’s raw and not done up, tell her when she’s exposed, because if she knows you think she’s beautiful at her worst, she knows you think she’s beautiful all of the time.
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24 Hilarious Exam-Themed Tweets To Get You Through Finals Week
You need 600 points to pass. You got 6.
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11 Murderous Love Triangles That Will Make You Feel Blessed To Be Single
“What good is a heart when a heart can be broken.”
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I Noticed A Pattern In Our Workplace Accident Reports, But Nothing Could Have Prepared Me For What I Found
I could have chalked it up to coincidence, but there was a clear pattern here. I had at least ten reports mentioning him. Was he a disgruntled employee trying to get back at the university for firing him? Was it sabotage?
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7 Reasons Luke Skywalker Was Basically Useless After ‘A New Hope’
After Leia gives Luke his medal at the Rebel’s Nuremberg rally, he has nothing left to contribute other than his vain and selfish quest to become a Jedi. How can that be you ask?
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I Took Part In A Psychology Experiment For Some Extra Christmas Money (And I Regret It)
That excitement is what helped me to skip over all of the disclaimers in the contract that Dr. Phelps put before me. Since that day, I’ve re-read the contract a hundred times, sick at the thought of what I overlooked.
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43 People Share The Most Inspiring, Thoughtful, And Funny Advice That They Actually Live By
14. Be excellent to each other.
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15 Guys On How Much Weight Their Girlfriends Would Have To Gain Before They Stopped Getting Hard
“My wife is 5’2″ and 108. The fattest woman I ever slept with was the same height and 160; I could get hard for a woman when I was 23 and ready to screw everything in sight, but it would be tough to do the same at 33.”
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The Nine Goodbyes Of Your Breakup
You will fuck the hurt out of your skin and call it nothing because it is.
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13 Teachers Reveal Their Most Ridiculous Parent-Teacher Conference Experiences
“Do you really expect Cam to finish all that homework? He has football practice every night! I don’t think you teachers understand that students have lives outside of school.”
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Left At The Altar: 10 Heartbroken Brides Describe How It Feels
“It’s an empty hole in my body that feels bottomless some days, and will never be filled.”
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This Is How You Make Your Life Your Own
Do not wear your body like an apology. Wear it proudly. Be in awe of your form for what it is, for where it gets you, for what it allows you to feel and do.
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What Your Girlfriend Wants, But Will Never Ask For
She wants you to say that you love her, at weird, random moments when no one would expect it.
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13 Posts That Prove This Feud Between ‘Brendan’ And ‘Robert’ Is The Most Hilarious Facebook Fight Ever
It’s everything you hate about Facebook turned funny!
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Another 25 Hilarious Conversations Overheard At Whole Foods
I don’t want the lasers touching my homeopathic remedies.
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Sorry, But You Have To Stop Being A Pushover: 7 Times You Need To Stand Up For Yourself
Sometimes, the courageous thing to do is “walk away” or “let it go.” But sometimes that is nothing more than cowardice.
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Check Yourself: Sometimes You Are The Toxic Person
A lot of toxicity is accidental. A lot of it is innocent. A lot of it is approached with genuinely positive intentions.
