This is a ranking of how the women did this week in terms of how far I think they’re likely to make it on the show.

I have a love/hate relationship with the beginning of each new year.

Billions of lives are currently slated for destruction. Nature is just determining the date.

“Once, I walked in on a girl sitting in her own barf and still doing coke. It still makes me giggle.”

My breath hitched in my throat because somewhere in the back of my mind I had seen enough to know what it was. But the rest of me was still clueless. Fighting this internal battle, I turned slowly towards the table.

Traveling alone seems scary at first, and that’s because of one big thing in particular: The prospect of loneliness.

Stage Two: Festering Resentment

“Saw a dude shit in a bread-maker that was in the kitchen cupboard, and then put it back.”

“When I’m on my period, in the shower I’ll put my fingers up inside my vag and scoop out bloody tissue.”