The Best Social Distancing Pickup Lines To Use Right Now

"I have toilet paper." 

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The entire world is on lockdown because of the Coronavirus and because of that, we are spending more time doing things we wouldn’t normally do… like actually start a conversation with someone on a dating app. We’re all in this together, experiencing the same fears, swiping through profiles, sliding in DMs. Although pickup lines are usually a hit or miss on dating apps, we’re all in dire need of some social connection while social distancing. If you’re looking to slide into that person’s DMs with a pickup line about social distancing, here are some of the best:

A new take on a classic:

https://twitter.com/Jillinvirusland/status/1240700726403141632

Aw, that’s…cute?

https://twitter.com/joyeilene/status/1240709601844027393

I mean, they’re not wrong…

https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell/status/1240711883260342272

Don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

https://twitter.com/levi_bullen/status/1240681191268683777

How to win someone’s heart in March 2020:

https://twitter.com/fartbagels/status/1240677119484743681

Romantic date idea:

https://twitter.com/bbeard76/status/1240716071088185345

A new take on the whole “Netflix and Chill” thing.

https://twitter.com/Darth_Pingu/status/1240676909098270721

Nice.

https://twitter.com/carpe_flamma/status/1240677571945050112

We love a good Notting Hill-but-make-it-the-end-of-the-world romance.

https://twitter.com/AndstuffL/status/1240683528494465024

*Delivery Date!*

https://twitter.com/antyabstract/status/1240706873164103681

Kiss me thru the phone ~ 

https://twitter.com/CatBirder27/status/1240677717139501056

Boop!

https://twitter.com/scorpioreads/status/1240740700154744832

Hookup culture during COVID-19 be like: 

https://twitter.com/Sckswithsandals/status/1240676797865435139

Mr. Smooth = you and Joey Tribbiani.

https://twitter.com/jacklovesnougat/status/1240794947520954377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1240794947520954377&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fthoughtcatalog.com%2Fkelly-peacock%2F2020%2F03%2Fsocial-distancing-pickup-lines%2F

Use this one on your crush:

https://twitter.com/LeanneSandusky/status/1240712632790708225

Because who doesn’t love a good movie reference?

https://twitter.com/RyanCappo/status/1240707242451763201

And even the news is covering it…