Johanna Mort
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17 Things That Happen When You Love Halloween But Hate Everything Scary And Horrible
Corn mazes are great. Why whyyyyy does it have to be a Haunted corn maze??? YOU WANT TO GET LOST IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY, NOT CHASED BY SOME ZOMBIE-VAMPIRE-CLOWN UNTIL YOU DIE OF A HEART ATTACK.
19 Times The Sanderson Sisters Perfectly Sum Up Your Life As A Single Twenty-Something
“This is… this is terribly uncomfortable.”
21 Tweets That Perfectly Highlight Just How Ridiculous Ben Carson Is
“Ben Carson has the personality of a televised golf match.”
6 Reasons Why Reading Is The F*cking Best
There are certain books that make you feel like you’ve been wrapped in a nice, warm blanket as soon as you crack them open.
17 Borderline Creepy Things Girls Do When Their Best Friend Starts Seeing Someone
When your friend goes off on a date, you’re waiting by the door or phone for her to come back and tell you EVERYTHING.
Books I Read In September (That You Should Read Too)
We All Looked Up by Tommy Wallach. This explores the lives of four high schoolers after they learn that an asteroid is heading towards Earth, and they’ve only got two months to live.
19 Signs You’re Secretly The Charlie Kelly Of Your Friend Group
When you have a crush on someone, you can get… intense.
13 Movies To Watch When You Love Halloween But Hate Horror Films
Hocus Pocus. I cannot begin October until I sit down and watch this work of art. Everything about it is perfect.
13 Things I Say On Tinder And What I Actually Mean
“Netflix and chill?” But actually. I really want to binge The West Wing but would like to enjoy it with another human.
23 Tweets Expressing People’s Sorrow And Outrage Over The UCC Shooting — And A Plea For Change
“It’s time for serious people to come together and decide what to do about the truth that America is broken.”
15 Emotional Stages All Californians Go Through When It Rains
Not only are YOU more on edge, all of the other cars around you are freaking out a little that their tires are in contact with water rather than the arid dust of Satan’s garden.
32 Hilarious Twitter Reactions To The Super Blood Moon
“Drinking game: drink every time someone uploads a terrible quality iPhone photo of the #SuperBloodMoon”
32 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Your Shock At That Season Premiere of How To Get Away With Murder
“Shonda what you doin what you doin what you doin what you doin”
26 Poignant Quotes That Will Make Your Break Up Hurt A Little Less
“It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.” –Ernie Harwell
13 Ways To Cope With Being Broke While Experiencing Massive Wanderlust
Keep a jar in your apartment for all spare change and call it your “Travel Funds.” Best case scenario: Nickels and dimes magically transform into tickets to Iceland. Worst case scenario: You can piss off your landlord by paying rent with pennies.
15 Times Popular Artists Made You Love Their Cover Just As Much As The Original Song
Alessia Cara covering Drake’s “Hotline Bling”
11 Heart-Wrenching Stages Of Falling In Love With Your Barista
Lust At First Sight. You see them. Behind the counter. Wearing a sexy little apron, and you can’t help yourself: you’re smitten already.
When A Family Member Has Alzheimer’s
The doctors will list off the technical jargon about nerve cells and proteins and genetics, but all we hear is that we’re losing her.