Johanna Mort

There’s always that one person at every party that thinks if they grab your hands and awkwardly move them to the beat that you’ll magically morph into Kevin Bacon from Footloose.

Always make sure that the words you use mean what you think they mean.

Naps are your lifeblood, and without them you would have died from exhaustion and lack of sleep years ago.

You purchase hot beverages all the time, but haven’t actually consumed one that was more than lukewarm, because the drink is more valuable to you as a hand warmer.

You’ve fallen asleep in each other’s beds more times than you’ve fallen asleep alone in your own bed.

When you see someone approaching you, your first instinct is excitement, which is quickly followed by panic and dread that your shyness will get the better of you.

Your friends always need to explain the newest slang, because honestly, when did “on fleek” become a thing, and what was wrong with “the bee’s knees”?

The One That Lived And Breathed Drumline: They were never not drumming on something and always seemed to look ten times hotter when they had a snare drum strapped to their chest.

“Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.”

You know to prepare for any situation, so your friends can count on you to be the one to have a pack of tissues, sun block, and mid-afternoon snacks with you at all times.

The Secrecy Pact: You both swear on your best friendships that under no circumstances will either of you ever speak of certain events from last night ever again. Ever.

There’s an unfair reality that the more you like someone, the worse you become at flirting. Oh, you’ve had a crush on that guy for ages? Watch in horror as you completely forget how the English language operates.

The Best Time For Sex: At The Beginning — ALL THE TIME! After Two Years — ALL THE TIME! But after this episode of Better Call Saul.

You have three hairstyles: down, ponytail, and bun.

Jon Hamm, Matt Bomer, and Jamie Dornan. Alison Brie, Lupita Nyong’o, and Jennifer Lawrence. YOU MUST CHOOSE.

It’s not that we consider the person sending the text unimportant, we just don’t think the actual act of texting is a priority.

They’re always willing to help out.

The story of how the two of you met is seriously the cutest.