January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
What Your Dream Wedding Will Look Like Once You Find Your Groom, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
SCORPIO: You have always been a wild child, an old soul, a tree hugger. You fill your rooms with houseplants and animals because they bring you peace. You should lean into the natural side of you on your special day by having a bohemian wedding.
30 Average People Share The Most Terrifying Thing That Has Scared Them Awake
When I went to bed I would make hand shadows on the wall next to me. Well one time I did this, I raised my hand up and started waving it like you do when saying “hello” to someone, but after I put my hand down a different shadow appeared and started waving back.
If You Love Classic Horror Movies, You Are Not Going To Want To Miss ‘Ma’
Ma stars Octavia Spencer, a lonely woman who befriends a group of teenagers. She buys them alcohol at their request and invites them to party at her house — but warns them to stay in the basement because upstairs is off-limits.
40 Creepy Crime Stories From Small Towns You Haven’t Seen In The Newspaper
They found blood stains on the floor, pentagrams cut into the hardwood floor, semen on the floor in another room.
50 Fun Things To Do With Your Forever Person (Aside From Sleeping Together)
Bob Ross painting party. Buy 2 canvases and follow Bob’s tutorials.
50 Hilarious Ways To Tell Telemarketers To Leave You Alone
My brother would just say, “You sound hot. Are you hot?” whether it was a woman or a man. Subtle, yet effective.
30 Scary Home Alone Stories That Will Remind You To Double Lock Your Front Door
Once I was alone watching TV and the door behind me closed AND locked.
Why Boys Assume You Aren’t Interested (Even When You Are) Based On Your Zodiac Sign
LIBRA: You are subtle when you flirt. Boys assume you aren’t interested because they think you are only being nice.
Why You’ve Stopped Looking For A Relationship, According To Your Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: You have gotten your heart broken one too many times and decided to give your heart a rest.
6 Reasons To Read ‘NOS4A2’ Before The Series Adapted By AMC
Max is an immortal creature who feeds off the souls of children and deposits their remains in Christmasland.
These 50 Little Things Are Not Actually Nice, They’re Annoying
Trying to make me do “fun” things I don’t want to do. No, I’m not desperate for someone to drag me out of my shell, I just fucking hate karaoke.
You’ve Never Heard Of These 30 Movies — But They Will Make You Laugh Until Your Sides Hurt
Transylvania 65000 with Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr. It’s a horror spoof so maybe it plays to my tastes, but everyone I’ve shown it has loved it.
The Netflix Original You Should Invite Your Crush Over To ‘Watch’ Based On His Zodiac Sign
ARIES: The Umbrella Academy.
50 G-Rated Experiences That Feel As Good As An Orgasm
Being really drunk at 2am and getting your favorite greasy ass food.
30 People On The Scariest Thing They’ve Seen While Driving Down The Highway
As I’m passing through the fog, instead of water droplets, blood droplets were coming on to my car.
30 Stories About Couples Who Made A Pact To Get Married If They Were Both Still Single By Thirty
We were best friends and joked about getting married if we were still single when I hit 30. Fell in love when I was 22 instead!