January Nelson

A funny comeback will help you win any argument. It’ll also make you look hilarious. Here are some good comebacks to use the next time someone insults you: 

LEO: You’re always manning the radio, blasting your favorite playlists from your phone.

PISCES: As friendly, funny, and fierce.

Learning a word of the day will help you sound more interesting in conversations. Here are some cool short words to add to your vocabulary: 

Maybe you’re searching for a magical baby girl name for your new daughter. Here are some witch names for girls you can use:

Here are some funny sentences you can share with your friends and family. You can even use them as Instagram or Facebook captions!

Some questions don’t have any real answers. Whether you’re interested in riddles or unanswerable questions, here are some confusing questions: 

Call me on the way home from work and ask “Hey, do you need anything on my way?” It’s something so small, and the answer is almost always no. But it’s a huge gesture in the way of letting someone know you’re thinking about them, and thinking about meeting their needs, both material and emotional.

CAPRICORN: You get right back to work. You don’t waste any time moping about what could have happened. You focus on your future instead.

We are taking a 5-minute break, then doing it again.

SCORPIO: You feel guilty when you take even a single moment of rest because you’ve been conditioned to work hard.

SAGITTARIUS: Because it’s hard to move on with you on their mind. They want to date other people and you’re making it hard.

Don’t push kind people away because you’re worried you’re going to get hurt again. Don’t isolate yourself due to the wrongful assumption every single person on this planet sucks. 

AQUARIUS: You regret settling. You should’ve realized you deserve so much more than half their heart.

LEO: You’re worried you’re going to end up a failure. You feel like you were exceptional as a child and are worried you’ll turn out to be a disappointingly average adult.

Ever heard about people spreading ashes of their loved ones in the Haunted Mansion ride? It’s goddamn true!

If I gave you the money to set up a theme restaurant or bar, what would be the theme? What would you call the establishment? What would be the signature cocktail?

AQUARIUS: Sometimes, your silence is louder than any argument. If you’re finished with someone, you can simply walk away.