January Nelson

Aries Energetic. Daring. Loves a challenge, but can be extremely impatient. Will sometimes (read: pretty much all the time) drive you crazy. But has a good heart. Taurus Patient. Trustworthy. Loyal to a fault.

January When you’re actually in a relationship, you’re a very romantic and loving partner – it’s the falling in love part that you struggle with.

This article is not meant to be taken seriously and is simply for FUN. And FYI, I’m actually a good tipper but I ranked myself very low just to poke fun at my sign. Enjoy!

1. SCORPIO True to your name, you are constantly setting your partner up for a sting. You’re so jealous, it’s a miracle you weren’t born with green skin.

1. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) Cancer, it’s pretty impossible not to fall in love with you. You’re open about your feelings, you have an unmistakeable warmth surrounding you, and every part of you aims to be sympathetic and understanding.

Taurus (April 20th to May 21st) Taurus men are extremely trustworthy, but they aren’t quick to trust others. Becoming too close too soon for a Taurus scares him because he doesn’t feel like he knows who you truly are yet, and whether or…

1. CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19) You are impetuous, fickle, and flaky. Sometimes you are even a little thoughtless.

Some zodiacs can’t get We Don’t Talk About Bruno out of their heads – and they’re perfectly happy about it. They can’t get enough of Disney.

Aries – I Kissed Shara Wheelerby Casey McQuiston “Chloe Green is so close to winning.

Aries You’re mentally exhausted. You could sleep all day long. Taurus You have no plans, so there’s nothing pulling you out of bed in the morning. Gemini You’ve become a night owl.

1. Sagittarius The Sagittarius has a heightened sense of curiosity, which means when it comes to relationships they’re the type to constantly see what else is out there.

Aries You return the favor by blocking them on every platform. The way, if they want to come crawling back to you, they can’t.

Aries You put your dreams first. You chase after them, even if it means losing friends and relationships along the way. Taurus You put your spirituality first. You don’t think about your happiness when making decisions.

12. Gemini Gemini would be killed off first. We all love Geminis because they are the life of the party and always have something exciting to talk about.

Aries You’re broke and can’t afford to travel to all the places you wish you could visit.

Aries Give yourself a well-needed day off from work. A day where you don’t answer any emails or stress about your career. Taurus Give yourself an outdoor day. A day where you venture out in nature.

Aries You’ll learn some friendships aren’t meant to last. You might grow in different directions — and that is okay. You’ll always have your memories.