January Nelson

An easy way to tell whether the body is getting enough fluids is by monitoring pee. Normal urine will be a transparent yellow color or an amber color. However, dehydration will cause urine color to darken.

“When they opened him up, his stomach moved, it was a snake that had burrowed inside his body, it struck and bit one of the techs before they realized what was going on.”

On my first stop, deep in a forest on the side of a road, there was a jar hidden inside an open tree trunk. It was half-filled with marbles. They were grimy, covered in dirt, ruined from rain that must’ve seeped into the container.

Sun Tzu was a military strategist and general in ancient China who is best known for his book The Art of War. There is little to no biographical information on Sun Tzu.

Cortisol is a steroid hormone released by a body’s adrenal glands. It is commonly referred to as a stress hormone.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

Cramping can be calmed by chamomile tea, which is packed with anti-inflammatory substances.

It’s much easier to poop when sitting in a proper position over the toilet.

“You have what it takes to be a victorious, independent, fearless woman.” 

Heard the clapping sound of a kid jerking off. His name lit up and everything.

Discussing salary. It’s a good way to make sure you and your coworkers are all being treated fairly.

“Everything will work out in the end.” Maybe things will be okay tomorrow — but that doesn’t change the fact they are suffering today.

CAPRICORN: Going grocery shopping. They won’t want to deal with people.

“Never let the fear of striking out stop you from playing the game.”

ARIES: They’ll break up with you for making too many spelling and grammar mistakes in texts.

If you’ve dated someone with a short temper, you probably have a bad habit of tiptoeing around what you’re saying.

I take people at their word and I’m honest about mine. I don’t want you to lie to me in order to impress me. What’s impressive is making promises you can keep.

ARIES: They want to be kissed with passion and intensity. They want to feel your excitement.