January Nelson

You have a fascination with creepy, dark or bizarre things.

This is a definitive list of the best jokes humanity has ever made about CAPITAL letters.

The story we’re sold about love usually doesn’t go past the exposition. The part people write about and talk about and make films about is the seeking, finding, losing and finding again.

They don’t expect to feel “good” all of the time.

Be clear with your intentions. “Hanging out” is not dating, and if you aren’t interested in someone enough to go out on a limb and ask to take them to dinner, you probably aren’t interested in them enough to be dating them at all.

She texts your friends.

Wrap people in hugs more often than you wrap things in paper.

Everybody has a past they don’t talk about. Not publicizing difficult (or traumatizing) experiences doesn’t mean they don’t exist. You never know who is carrying a burden, and often, it’s the people you’d least expect.

Just reading up until this point makes you want to click off and completely disregard it altogether.

You project old problems onto your new relationship.

They seek answers in one another. They ask and offer advice. They help one another heal by simply sharing what healed them.

Because no one in your family really expects you the be the sober one, anyway.