January Nelson

Any period piece where the clothes are too modern! WHY THE HELL ARE THESE WOMEN NOT WEARING CHEMISES?

ARIES: You don’t have enough money to be where you really want to be. 

ARIES: They spend weeks crying themselves to sleep. They release all the pent-up emotions in private that they hold back in public.

Make sure you put together a special playlist that excludes all of the songs that make you think of this person.

On Zoom meetings, you can mute yourself and just press and hold the space bar when you need to speak.

What do you know Tim Curry from?

Whenever someone makes a mistake, you cut them out of your world completely.

You shouldn’t be a pessimist. If you assume your relationship is going to end, you could end up causing it to end on accident.

TAURUS: You don’t want to make a mistake. You don’t want to end up with the wrong person. 

Sometimes, when you are in a healthy, loving relationship, you will find that giving each other cute pet names is almost inevitable.

Don’t switch how you’re sitting halfway through the cut! Even crossing/uncrossing your legs can make a difference in how the cut turns out!

SCORPIO: You laugh off whatever mistake you’ve made. You try to make a joke out of the situation to ease the tension.

LIBRA: You’re sick of subtle signals. You don’t want someone to flirt with you by liking your social media posts. You want them to be forward about their feelings for you.

You don’t have to be happy for therapy to work–but if you can’t even reminisce about the good times, then the good times are probably over.

You should be sleeping with him because you’re excited to put your hands on him. Not because you’re hoping sex will save the relationship. Not because you feel like he’s going to leave if you refuse to have sex. Not because you feel like you need to repay him for all the nice things he’s done for you.

CAPRICORN: You hate small talk. You want to have meaningful conversations — and it’s hard to find a person who can keep up with your intellect. 

“Jamie woke up in an empty apartment with no memory and only a few clues to his identity, but with the ability to read and erase other people’s memories—a power he uses to hold up banks to buy coffee, cat food and books.”

If you don’t give them any indication you like them in a romantic (or sexual) way, then they’re going to assume they don’t have a chance with you and will move onto the next person.