January Nelson

GEMINI: You send mixed signals, even though it’s accidental. You can’t really tell your partner how you feel because you don’t know yourself. Your feelings change by the hour. It can make you look like a liar, when really, you just don’t know your own truth. 

Doing the bare minimum doesn’t make you hot, it makes you decent.

TAURUS: They send a million laughing emojis and act like everything you say is hilarious.

“There is a voice of longing inside each woman. We strive so mightily to be good: good partners, daughters, mothers, employees, and friends. We hope all this striving will make us feel alive. Instead, it leaves us feeling weary, stuck, overwhelmed, and underwhelmed.”

Your heart doesn’t have to be one-hundred percent healed, but it should be stitched together enough to handle a new love. You don’t want to get into a new relationship too early and end up hurting the other person because you’re unwilling to commit again. Know where you stand. Know how much your heart can handle.

Loneliness. Hard to find other people who think and/or feel as deeply as you do.

GEMINI: You forget about your responsibilities. You can’t focus because your mind is always on this person.

TAURUS: You are nosy and snoop on partners to make sure they aren’t going to break your heart. You need to learn how to trust others and take them at their word.

Fart jokes are excellent for making little kids laugh out loud. Even some adults will find toilet humor ridiculously funny.

Toxic relationships are FIERCELY addictive, more than any substance I have ever tried. If a person makes you absolutely miserable, AND you feel like you can’t live without them, you’re in serious trouble.

LEO: Everyone assumes you’re selfish. They underestimate the lengths you’re willing to go to for friends and family.

Useless facts can help you break the ice at the party or keep the conversation going on a date. They’ll bring some new perspective to the table.

Who doesn’t appreciate a good funny joke? Here is a list of some funny and cute jokes to tell your boyfriend.

SCORPIO: They need a confidant. They need someone to listen to them rant for a while.

How well do you know the history of your favorite sport? Here are sports trivia questions about tennis, golf, soccer, baseball, basketball, and football.

Here is a complete list of female characters, princesses, and heroines from some of your favorite Disney, Pixar, Star Wars, and Marvel movies.

If you’re looking for a way into a science fiction lover’s heart, here are some funny Star Wars pick up lines to share. They’re going to love them!

AQUARIUS: Their children/students/nieces/nephews. They want the younger generation to have a better life.