January Nelson

Essentially, we turn to Twitter more than we ever turn on a TV station (at a rate of 61%, specifically) and while this is likely increasing our awareness of what’s happening in the world, it is also decreasing our open-mindedness.

The only problem with your life is the way you think about it.

You are no longer in the phase of life where you’re content to scrape by in whatever room you can rent that month with whatever furniture is cheapest.

Essentially, genuinely intelligent people are not the most quick-witted, confident or certain.

While men are under the pressure to succeed at one thing, women are held to a different standard: do it all, and do it well.

If society had a mantra, it would be: “Be yourself… No, not like that!”

It’s really weird when you ask whether or not we have frequent threesomes, please stop.

Nobody is driven to create out of comfort.

Horror is like a psychological challenge.

You shouldn’t feel anxious and depressed, but you do.

Eat something really filling. Hang out and do something you love for the night. Give up on the things that need to be surrendered to. Have sex and make it hella good. Give into your most human desires, you’ll be healthier for it in the end.

We’ve all been called the same old nickname of “babe”. These pet names for girlfriend are perfect to get creative with what you call your love each day.

Because there is no better way to distract yourself from being trapped on a non-moving train than thinking up imaginary book titles.

Learn from the best Christmas move of all time, and you won’t end up signing songs about heartbreak alone in a New York nightclub.

Read about one man’s quest into the world of New York City lit.

Learn from my mistake: Don’t think you’ll just casually pick up some cough drops at a big box retailer after Thanksgiving dinner.

Four months ago I visited my doctor for what I thought would be a routine checkup.

We actually had insane chemistry the moment we were introduced.