140+ Nerdy Pick Up Lines for Geeks

There’s just something about a cheesy pickup line that just tickles the fancy, wouldn’t you say? Some flirty puns and one-liners can easily get a laugh out of someone. Pick-up lines, puns, and jokes are a great way to put a smile on the face of the person you’re dating or have a crush on. If you’re looking for a “nerdy” pick-up line — maybe something about Stars Wars or Harry Potter, math, science, or computers — you’ve come to the right place.

Here is our collection of some fun and nerdy pick up lines you could use on someone:

Science-Themed Pickup Lines

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

I’ve got my ion you, baby.

You’re sweeter than fructose.

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner.

My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.

Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!

Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.

Talk nerdy to me.

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!

Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.

Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?

If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.

You’re more special than relativity.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines About Space and the Universe

Want to experience a gamma ray burst?

Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.

Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?

Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?

I think you might be a star, because I can’t stop orbiting around you.

Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?

Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.

Nice asteroids.

Mind if my comet enters your solar system?

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.

You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.

Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Pick Up Lines About Math and Computers

You Auto-Complete me.

You’re sweeter than 3.14!

You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles.

I can turn your software into hardware.

Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.

You can unzip my files anytime.

It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

My love for you goes on like the value of pi.

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re so acute!

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!

Do you like mat? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply.

You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!

I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

If I ever freeze, don’t think that it’s because of a computer virus. It’s probably because I was stunned by your beauty.

Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.

My computer server never goes down, but I do.

Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.

We go together like copy and paste.

You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.

Wanna see my hard drive? I guarantee you that it isn’t 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.

You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type!

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

If you had a “like” button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.

Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

Nerdy Pick-Up Lines Related To Literature

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

You look like you could brighten up a dark and stormy night.

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u.”

Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out!

Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? You’re hot.

Let’s skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.

I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.

It makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.

You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.

What are the odds of you being in my favor?

If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

The worst of times became the best of times when you walked in.

Star Wars Related Pick Up Lines

Do you know Yoda? Because yoda one for me.

Before I can show you the force, you must bend over and show me your dark side.

I bet you’re a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.

You’re the Obi-Wan for me.

Well, aren’t you just a rebel! You stole my heart when you walked through the door.

How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?

You are the droid I’ve been looking for.

Nice buns, Princess.

Let’s role play. You be Darth Vader, and you can use all the Force on me.

I may not be able to feel the Force, but I wish I could feel you.

You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?

Are you the Force? ‘Cause I’m attracted to you.

R4 is red, R2 is blue. If I was the Force, I’d be with you.

Will you be the Leia to my Han so I won’t have to be Solo?

Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit Pick Up Lines

The flames of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

Baby, you’re more precious than the ring.

Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

You shall not pass… without giving me those digits.

Excuse me, are you the Arkenstone? Because you look like something I could treasure.

Baby, I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.

I last longer than Boromir.

I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

Girl, you’re like a Balrog – smokin’ hot!

Clean Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.

You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

I a-Dumbledore you!

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

You can have the portkey to my heart.

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper!

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

What do you say we disapparate out of here?

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.

Dirty Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand’s at the ready.

Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

You don’t even have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

Hey, do you speak parseltongue? Because you’re making my snake rise.

I don’t need to say “accio” to make you come.

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.

Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

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