The Schitt’s Creek Quote That Completely Embodies Each Zodiac
These are perfect one-liners for your next Instagram caption!
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Aries
“I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” — David Rose
Taurus
“Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.” — Alexis Rose
Gemini
“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” — Moira Rose
Cancer
“I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.” — David Rose
Leo
“I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose
Virgo
“I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine.” — Stevie Budd
Libra
“I do not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing: taste.” — David Rose
Scorpio
“I’d kill for a good coma right now.” — Moira Rose
Sagittarius
“The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” — Moira Rose
Capricorn
“If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.” — Moira Rose
Aquarius
“I hope that someday I find someone who I can stand long enough to feel a little lost when they’re not around.” — Stevie Budd
Pisces
“This wine is awful. Give me another glass.” — Moira Rose