42. Someone who can deal with insurance paperwork. I see her filling out those checkboxes and I’m like, ooooh mama, limit that deductible. Hope you got accidental fire coverage cause you’re smoking!
43. Sober weekends.
10 years ago I was in my early 20s would have never went a whole weekend without partying. Now the idea of partying all weekend sounds horrible. I’m still down for the occasional night out, but getting brownout drunk every single Friday and Saturday is about as appealing as rubbing my nuts on a cheese grater.
