16 Silly Squid Puns That Are Inkredible
These squid puns are going to make you laugh until you ink yourself.
Prepare yourself because there is nothing more fun than hearing squid puns!
1. Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
2. Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
3. What did the squid say on its birthday?
This is going to be inkredible!
4. What did the squid say when it was asked out on a date?
I’ll ink about it.
5. 6. Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of a squid?
He got inked up.
7. Why did the squid blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
8. What did the businessman say to the squid?
Hey, the print cartridge is out of ink – could we use some of yours?
9. Why did the squid have to pay $1 million ransom?
His wife was squidnapped.
10. What was in the squid’s underwear?
Squid marks.
11. What did the squid say after it heard a joke?
You’re kracken me up!
12. I hate the water!
Nah, I’m just squiddin’ around.
13. How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
14. How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
15. What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
16. Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
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