100+ Funny Oxymorons That Will Make You Giggle (And Feel Smart)
Act naturally
Accurate estimate
Anxious patient
All alone
Alone Together
Almost exactly
Absolutely unsure
Awfully good
Awfully nice
Bad health
Bankrupt millionaire
Baggy tights
Bad luck
Baby giant
Big baby
Bright shade
Bright night
Business casual
Butthead
Calm storm
Certainly unsure
Clean coal
Clever fool
Clearly confused
Clearly misunderstood
Close distance
Common sense
Consistently inconsistent
Conservative Liberal
Deliberate mistake
Deaf listener
Devout atheist
Diminishing growth
Divided unity
Dim light
Dry ice
Dull shine
Educated guess
Exact estimate
Explicit innuendo
Express line
Extensive briefing
Extremely average
False fact
Farewell reception
First conclusion
Foreign national
Found missing
Forgotten memories
Freezer burn
Friendly war
Fuzzy logic
Future history
Girly man
Giant dwarf
Going nowhere
Good grief
Greater evil
Guaranteed forecast
Grape nuts
Halfway done
Hard curve
Hasten slowly
Harmless lie
Hollow point
Holy hell
Honest thief
Horse fly
Huge shortage
Hot chili
Icy hot
Initial conclusion
Initial results
Insane logic
Intense apathy
Irate patient
Jumbo shrimp
Liquid gas
Literal interpretation
Live recording
Living dead
Long shorts
Loud silence
Man child
Mandatory volunteering
Minor crisis
Modern tradition
Near miss
New classic
Noble savage
Normal deviation
Numb feeling
Numbing sensation
Open secret
One choice
Original copy
Outer core
Organized chaos
Oyster crackers
Paid volunteer
Partially destroyed
Passive aggression
Political science
Pretty ugly
Plastic glasses
Peace force
Pool table
Positively wrong
Pure evil
Quiet noise
Questionable answer
Random logic
Real phony
Recent history
Reckless caution
Relative stranger
Resolute ambivalence
Required donation
Rolling stop
Round edges
Rubber cement
Seriously chill
Same difference
Sanitary landfill
Small crowd
Soft rock
Sweet sorrow
Sad clown
Science fiction
Second best
Sit up
Soft rock
Small fortune
Spoken thought
Stand down
Steel wool
Subtle exaggeration
Tense calm
Terribly pleased
Tight slacks
Toll free
Thunderous silence
Tranquil fiesta
True lies
Unbelievably real
Upside down
Unusual routine
Unknown identity
Uncommonly normal
Vanilly fudge
Virtual life
Virtual reality
Working vacation
War games
Whole half
Whole part
Wise fool
Young adult 
