6 Books I Imagined Writing While Stuck On The Q Train
Because there is no better way to distract yourself from being trapped on a non-moving train than thinking up imaginary book titles.
1. We Will Be Moving Shortly: Learning to See Through Lies
2. Stand Clear of the Closing Doors: One Woman’s Race Against Time
3. Please Get Your Elbow Out of My Kidney: A Rush Hour Romance
4. Showtime!: The Unbelievable True Story of Four Kids, a Boombox, and a Dream
5. Stuck Underground: Relaxation Techniques for the Claustrophobic Commuter
6. Train Traffic Ahead of Us: Learning to Put Yourself First 
