British Soldiers Storm Washington DC To ‘Save America From Donald Trump’
There can be no doubt that America has had a good run as an independent country, but there are some signs that maybe it would be for the best to try being a colony again.
.@CBSNews Poll – WOW! New Hampshire TRUMP 38% CARSON 12% BUSH 8% South Carolina TRUMP 40% CARSON 23% CRUZ 8% Iowa TRUMP 27% CARSON 27%
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2015
Well, as said by good ole’ Paul Revere, The British are coming [back]!!!” Except this time to save us?
Reporter Benny Johnson was surprised to see this contingent of British troops in Washington DC and he asked what they were doing. They responded that they were preparing to deliver America back to the warm embrace of the queen:
We saw Donald Trump was about to become President so we thought it was a good time to invade and help you out,” one soldier replied.
This is why I love living in DC:
Me: "Hey guys, nice bagpipes. Who are you with?
Guy with bagpipes:… https://t.co/8As4QcF9mH— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 24, 2015
