Holly Riordan

If getting together is overly complicated, then the relationship will be overly complicated.

Sagittarius: Acrobatic

She isn’t interested in dodging certain topics because they’re too serious or timing how long until she’s allowed to answer a message.

I didn’t expect you to text me back two seconds after I messaged you with a hello. I just wanted you to text me back. An hour later. Two. Three. It didn’t matter. I just wanted to hear back from you.

“After driving onto a flooded section of rural highway at night and flipping over into the ditch, I suddenly found myself upside down, under water, strapped in, in pitch blackness.”

“1408: You never see the actual evil entity — the room itself is evil, and provided most of us spend a lot of time in rooms, it makes you paranoid.”

It hurts to know you can go weeks without texting me and not miss me at all.

She only comes across as clingy, because she isn’t afraid of expressing her feelings.

They aren’t going to dumb themselves down in order to appear cute. They aren’t going to laugh at every word that comes out of your mouth.

You waste time examining mixed signals. You waste time overthinking the texts he sends. You waste time trying to figure out what the hell he’s thinking because he is never straight with you. 

I am not the kind of girl who causes butterflies.

You feel like a priority. You feel like a first choice. You feel like you’re getting as much as you’re giving.

There is nothing more annoying that a person who believes that it’s okay to be fickle, it’s okay to leave me waiting, it’s okay to pick and choose when to pay attention to me and when to act like I’m invisible.

You so badly want to believe that they have feelings for you too that you start to read into everything that they say and do. 

You keep her up at night hoping that one day she’ll be falling asleep next to you instead of next to a text from you. 

I recently installed the Waze app on my phone, a GPS that spoke up to tell me when a red light camera was reported up ahead, when a police officer was reported up ahead, even when a goddamn pot hole was reported up ahead.

When someone asks how I am, my gut instinct is to pretend that everything is okay. 

Stay single until you find someone who wants what’s best for you, even if that means you have to spend more time away from them and more time at the office.