10 Valentine’s Cards For Your Favorite Nerd

1. Are you Captain America? Because you look Marvel-ous!

2. Are you a Dementor? Because when I kiss you, I wanna die (of happiness)!

3. You’re my favorite scruffy nerfherder!

4. I would wait two millenia for you. Love, your Roman

5. Love you like Cersei loves Jaime…except, you know, less gross.

6. Sorry everyone thinks we’re gay for each other. (No I’m not!)

7. I think you are cool, cool, cool.

8. Do you have a map? Because I got LOST in your eyes.

9. Let’s do it so hard we wreck a house.

10. Let’s never resolve our sexual tension. Now read me some Star Trek fanfiction.