Crissy Milazzo

Crissy is a writer living and lol’ing in Los Angeles. She’s on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, for better or worse.

For when you have feelings about having feelings.

What you tell your mom: “Can’t complain!”

What you’re really thinking: “Do you have 20 minutes for me to complain?”

Sorry this post exists, but BITCH. BETTER. HAVE —

Levels by Avicii on repeat while you chug Natty Lite and/or jungle juice in 2010.

You decide a lot of things about yourself based on other people.

Wasted off nothing.

DJ Khaled: he the best. Or is he?

A soundtrack for your confusions…and decisions (hopefully).

“Few things I’d rather see less.”

The kid who: organized M.A.S.H rounds and knew everyone’s crushes, so they set it up so that M.A.S.H was as embarrassing as possible.

Is now the adult who: holds Bachelor viewing parties at their house.

Without that IRL connection to sift through the URL bullshit, the Internet can be mad useless.

Down beats. Up beats. Even feels.