This Couple Just Had A Breakup Fight On Twitter And All These Tweets Are Nuts

There are lots of different ways that breakups can happen. Maybe somebody is moving away, or you’ve just grown apart, or you’ve had a huge argument.

Well, this couple did have a huge argument. But it wasn’t a fight that your parents would’ve had. The entire thing unfolded on Twitter.

It started with this tweet from the boyfriend, @almostKj:

This was apparently a subtweet toward his girlfriend, @Kencaveee, who didn’t want to go out. 

She decided to call him out:

And everything just start going downhill really, really quickly:

She got a lot of retweets on that comeback.

Um, wow, this is a lot of information about their personal life.

Nothing is too personal to use in a Twitter fight, amirite??

Um, what?

Who are these people that they are dragging into this social media brouhaha?

Meanwhile, outside this thread, @Kencaveee makes clear that her and this guy are 100% done:

But @almostKj decided to start fighting her on this point too:

He tried to start playing it off like they were never “actually” a “couple,” but she comes back at him on this idea:

And for some reason, he decided this was the right time to start bragging about how much he cheated (on someone he previously claimed to have not even dated?).

Um…

Plot twist: she was sleeping with his dad?

He claims to be laughing with his “pops”, but wait for the surprise at the end:

This whole conversation seems too crazy to be real, but who knows? The internet is a wild, wild place.

A random sample of twitter users based on my very brief scan of Twitter seems to have @Kencaveee as the winner. But did anyone really win except for those of us who got to watch?