Chrissy Stockton

“I guess between hearing the first chamber clear and my wife yelling that she was armed and dangerous they got scared and ran.”

I looked down and saw the lower half of a human jaw.

The phenomena of seemingly nice men erupting with anger when you don’t go along with their advances is very real and scary.

Jack Nicholson wanted Jessica Lange to play Wendy’s role in the film.

He’s not a superhero, he isn’t infallible, he isn’t perfect. But he is kind and generous with your faults, so you are with his, too.

My life looks charmed and beautiful and happy and nobody would know that I wake up every day with dread and anxiety and helplessness.

What makes Amanda sad? “Not being able to shop.”

A moose growler.

A rich smelling lotion, gifted with the promise that you will massage it into her back every now and then.

Cabin in the woods Sometime around 2000 or earlier my friend had gone camping with his family, he’s about five at this time.

As he watched the figure slowly, deliberately, turned to look at him.

“Here’s a photo of me and my pregnant wife.”

I woke up in jail with cuts and bruises all over my face and charges of assaulting two police officers.

Girl About Town is the universal color, it is literally flattering on every woman.

Offensive articles are also just such a small part of what we do, not only in terms of what brings in reads, but in terms of the actual number of articles we publish.

The show’s Wikipedia page offers up a few possible explanations for its subject’s extreme behavior: Obsessive compulsive disorder, Pica, Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Exercise bulimia, Trichotillomania, Body dysmorphic disorder, Dermatillomania, and Objectum-sexuality.

“Can you make that machine beep once?” A single beep. “Can you make it beep two times?” It beeps twice. It hadn’t beeped twice yet. “Can you make it beep three times?” It beeps three times.

He told the parents of one of his victims, “You abandoned your girls in the cold — and I brought them home and warmed them up.”