Chrissy Stockton
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You Are My Favorite Place To Be Soft
Your bed is my favorite to leave: 1) a puddle of clothes 2) the feeling that I need to cover up.
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A Fear A Day
That’s the way it goes. You’re afraid of something and convinced it is the worst thing that could ever happen. It happens or it doesn’t happen -- but there’s no relief afterward. You just move on to the next worry.
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Life Update
// a sauna // a plunge // an emergence //
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The Eleventh Of September In A Year I Can’t Remember
We are alone on the road and we are happy and quiet in the light of the dashboard. We are young enough that driving in these early morning hours still feels like we are getting away with something.
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Theory: This Whole Season Of ‘The Bachelor’ Exists For Raven To Burn Her Ex
I also learned so much about orgasms from listening to women talk about this episode!
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Does Anyone Else Feel More Alone When They’re Dating Someone?
These are the waters that nourish me and the waters that drown me.
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Is It Wrong That I Really Want Corinne To Win ‘The Bachelor’?
In this week's recap: Corinne takes Nick shopping to an "exclusive mall".
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Let’s Be Honest, Nick Viall Is Going To Choose The Worst One
Has anyone else seen Vanessa's imdb page??
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Ranking The Women On This Season Of ‘The Bachelor’: Is Taylor *Actually* The Villain?
This week's episode was truly the icing on my existential dread cupcake!!!!
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Ranking The Women On ‘The Bachelor’ By How Likely They Are To Make It To The End
Nick seems to have developed a clear preference.
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The Dumbass ‘Bachelor’ Twins Are Getting Their Own Show
Look, I'm not trying to be a bitch but these girls are acting stupid on purpose and it's not okay.
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An In-Depth Discussion About How Psychotic All The Girls On This Season Of ‘The Bachelor’ Are
"I didn't just go into this photo shoot with no clothes, I actually was daring enough to take them off."
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An In-Depth Discussion Of All 30 Limo Exits From Last Night’s ‘The Bachelor’
Lacey arrives on a camel because she “likes to hump”.
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The Reason Nick Viall’s Season Of ‘The Bachelor’ Is Going To Be So Much Better Than Most
He's not like a regular bachelor, he's a cool bachelor.
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A Playlist For People Who Only Like Really Depressing Christmas Music
These are our anthems. These are our reasons for the season.

















