11. If she’s playing stupid.
We can tell when you are playing stupid, and it is not cute.
12. The upper-lip shadow. Apparently, the jig is up.
That faint little mustache. We see it.
13. When a girl tries to subtly check out her own ass.
That you check out how your own ass looks when you walk by something reflective.
14. Intelligence.
When they are really intelligent. They stand out like a sore thumb. A sore thumb that I’m really attracted to.
15. Apparently…clumpy mascara.
Mascara goop.
