26. Any attempt to free oneself from a dude’s come-ons.

Your little “save me” cues you do to your friends when a guy you’re not interested tries to talk to you/dance with you at a club. It’s so obvious.

27. Artificial eyebrows.

Drawn on eyebrows. You look like a fucking; clown stop it.

28. A fake tan.

When you have applied an entire bottle of spray tan. You look like you got in the way of someone creosoting a fence, or fell asleep in your spaghetti.

29. Bad manners, especially in restaurants.

How shitty you just were to our waitress.

30. The ol’ switch to the padded bra.

Your boobs don’t change size from day to day, the amount of padding in your bra does.