This Guy Wouldn’t Shut Up About Deadpool After He Got His Wisdom Teeth Out, So Ryan Reynolds Decided To Send Him A Surprise

Getting your wisdom teeth out may not be the most fun thing in the world, but it can be pretty funny for the people around you — you know, because of the drugs. Why is everyone so damn funny when they’re on the drugs? Honestly, I’d watch an entire TV show dedicated to all the stupid things people say after a major dental surgery, and I’m not kidding.

Take Twitter user James D Eversole Jr, for instance. He came out of his wisdom teeth surgery with a lot of worries, but mostly that he somehow missed Deadpool 2 while he was under.

https://twitter.com/DPEversoleJr/status/948742748693200897

(For those of you who don’t know, Deadpool 2 doesn’t come out till later this year, so this guy must’ve thought he was in there for a VERY long time.)

He was also pretty concerned about banging his wife, which, LOL.

https://twitter.com/jcjjcjjcjjcj/status/949145098188603398

https://twitter.com/jujabot/status/949145486681808896

https://twitter.com/avgChase/status/949233846414925824

Lo and behold, Ryan Reynolds must’ve been lurking through his mentions, because he noticed the tweet and decided to one-up it with his own.

https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/949143136613277703

Yep, that’s right — James gets to be Ryan Reynolds date to the Untitled Deadpool Sequel. Well, okay, not exactly his date, but basically, right?

Let’s just say that James is living his best life and the rest of us are jealous af.

https://twitter.com/DPEversoleJr/status/949144029907755008

https://twitter.com/JohnDempsey83/status/949145725694193664

Time to start making everyone record me after I go through major medical procedures. Hey James Franco, you got anything you can invite me to?