Anonymous

F’s mother was waiting for me when I pulled into the driveway.

I read a quote once that went a little something like this: “Sometimes when you met someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I believe in that click.”

Going a little au naturel.

Reason #1 Low Self Esteem: So you’re aware that your nose isn’t as straight as you’d hoped it would be or your thighs rub together when you walk.

That pretty boy whose body is his business card to get clients? Yeah, chances you won’t be able to look like that.

Now it’s like I’m dating a child.

Oddly, the beginning of this journey seemed almost a healthy thing for my marriage. I was sexually charged up and was attacking my husband several times a week.

He replied, “I can’t wait for our bundle of joy to come.”

I felt like I was going to throw up.

I can’t stop crying.

What you find to be attractive is different from what I find to be attractive.

He didn’t want a relationship, I didn’t want to divorce my husband, so things just worked out.

We’ve all been in that childish relationship where we stay on the phone for hours, text each other back within minutes, fall asleep with the phone barely clinging to the pillow and getting a fit of anxiety if your significant other doesn’t respond within the nanosecond. Here’s how you know when you’ve grown out of the childish phase:

In the stories I had heard and read about, the women used eBay to mail the panties out. But I figured, why not cut out the shipping cost and just give them to the guy?

ATTENTION all men: There are a few very simple things you can do on a first date that will turn a good date into a great one, or at the very least, keep an average date from feeling like the worst night ever.

Given the evolution of dating these days, it’s increasingly common for relationships to start with a hook up…but this becomes problematic when the bedroom phase has no end in sight, and what you’re looking for is something more.

If you’re thinking of getting tribal tattoos, just get yourself a T-shirt that says, “I have no imagination” instead.

They will start to dislike you for their chronic dissatisfaction and unrealistic expectations, and you will increasingly seem flawed to them.