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The Pros And Cons Of Being A Stripper
Don't lie. We’ve all thought of being a stripper once or twice.
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10 New Excuses For When Someone Asks You About That Hickey
You got hit in the neck with a magenta paintball and now your skin is stained for a couple of days.
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I’m A Makeup Artist, And Here Are The 6 Beauty Mistakes My Clients Always Make
I've seen 25-year-olds with forehead wrinkles and crow's feet, and 30-year-olds who are considering several rounds of Botox because they've already ruined their skin's elasticity.
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Why Are We So Scared To Tell People We Love Them?
Don’t ask their permission to say it. Don’t ask for a reciprocal confession. Just tell them how you feel.
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I Had An Affair With My Hero, A Philosopher Who’s Famous For Being ‘Moral’
He is a old man, occupying a powerful place in academia, who has a penchant for young, inexperienced women.
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34 Ways You Know You Attended A New England Boarding School
Shout out to my people in single-sex boarding schools.
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My Ex-Boyfriend Is Engaged To My Ex-Best Friend, And It’s The Worst Thing Ever
It was years ago, and I still struggle to describe it; I suppose that’s how you know it was true love.
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5 Interviews With Psychopaths That Will Make You Feel Less Crazy
How does anybody, even a person so criminally deranged, come to the conclusion that it’s a good idea to walk around looking like Santa Claus in a Hillary Clinton wig?
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5 Professional Steps To Taking That Perfect #Selfie
Just don’t let anyone living with you catch you, psycho.
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Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now
It’s time for me to understand what its like to open up to someone without the fear that I’ll be emotionally shamed or that it will scare them away.
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6 Things Men Will Literally Never Get
After years of meticulous field research, I have finally discovered that men will literally never get women.
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10 Reasons The Friends You Make While Traveling Abroad Are Special
6. They know essentially every fact about you
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5 Reasons I Love Women (But Hate Feminists)
I would like to start by saying I’m not a sexist.
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17 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Moving To A New City
Cost of living varies from state to state; never under-estimate this fact.
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18 Things People Don’t Seem To Get About White People (Because, Racism)
Or all those times when I walked through Jamaica, Queens, Wyandanch, Long Island, and Far Rockaway, Queens and was kindly informed that I was “in the wrong neighborhood, White Boy.”
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5 Things People Who Aren’t Prescribed Adderall Don’t Understand
Adderall has gained a reputation for making you “limitless.” I’ve even heard it called legal meth, or legal cocaine.
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How It Actually Feels To Fall In Love With Your Best Friend
I never expected to fall in love with my best friend, but I’m so glad I did.
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I Cheated On My Girlfriend For A Year And The Way She Found Out Was Absolutely Terrifying (For Both Of Us)
I land in Toronto for my brief layover and I have an urgent message of my girlfriend waiting on Facebook. She is crying hysterically and saying to call her right away, which I do.