• Ten Reasons Why You Should Get Your S**t Together

    Ten Reasons Why You Should Get Your S**t Together

    Once you understand that you don’t have to get wasted, sleep with a random, and vomit in a trashcan to have a successful Friday night, you can actually get the good kind of drunk and have the good kind of fun. When people had Walks of Shame in college, they were actually secretly happy about…

  • Pros And Cons Of Dating In NYC

    Pros And Cons Of Dating In NYC

    New York is like a fucking college campus, down to catching your friend on her bi-weekly walk of shame while you’re on your way to work. You can hit it off with someone who seemed like they moved to New York specifically for you; just to be charming and interesting with a side of mind-blowing…

  • Dating 101: 20 Secrets (That Are Not Really Secrets) About Dating

    Dating 101: 20 Secrets (That Are Not Really Secrets) About Dating

    And finally, the real secret to dating (and life) is just to be the most amazing version of yourself possible. It sounds corny, but it’s true! Don’t be one of those loser people who sit around smoking weed, doing nothing and hating the world all day, because no one loves them.

  • 5 Types Of Melancholy

    5 Types Of Melancholy

    ‘Melancholy’ is in and of itself a fascinating word. Visually, at least, it could be like a homophone of ‘symphony’, as in an assemblage of beautiful instruments, as it ends in the same sometimes-vowel and contains the same orchestra of consonant blends, the sort that migrate softly from the wet and rarely-used places of the…

  • Your Handy Chart of Drug Stereotypes

    Your Handy Chart of Drug Stereotypes

    Among the amazing tidbits of information: Meth heads will always S your D whereas stoners never like to do it, Punky Brewster is the poster child for Ecstasy and cocaine users like to wear Ed Hardy!

  • 10 Songs To Listen To At Your Graduation

    10 Songs To Listen To At Your Graduation

    The song is essentially all about moving out of your parents house and going away to college. I mean, she talks about spreading your wings and taking a risk, which loosely translates to moving into a 5 x 5 dorm room with a stranger who deals Ecstasy. Right?