The 50+ Worst Baby Names That Actually Appeared On Birth Certificates
Please don’t use any of these actual baby names for your own kid. These are the worst baby names ever given to a living, breathing, defenseless baby human.
Naming a child is arguably one of the most important decisions a couple makes after bringing forth a new life into this world. That name doesn’t go away—ever (unless of course you change it through a very tedious legal process that barely anyone ever bothers with). The fact is that your name ends up sticking with you for always. So parents beware! Don’t try to be too clever, or too unique when selecting a name for your kid. Look through this list of the all-time worst baby names for a reminder of what NOT to do when choosing a moniker for another human
1. Ajax
2. Ahmiracle
3. I’munique
4. Elizabreth
5. Aliviyah
6. Nevaeh
7. Beberly
8. Sweetheart
9. Abcde
10. Merica
11. Jerica
12. Devil
13. Kaizyle
14. Orgasm
15. North West
16. Appaloosa
17. Panthy
18. Reighleigh
19. Star
20. Vejonica
21. Heaven Lee
22. L’Oreal
23. Derfla
24. Phelony
25. Tu Morrow
26. Moxie
27. Abstinence
28. Fifi
29. Trixie
30. Apple
31. Facebook
32. Olive Garden
33. Jihad
34. Clitis
35. Colon
36. Zuma
37. Herpe
38. Yunique
39. Gotham
40. Inspektor
41. Jammy
42. Like
43. Mazen
44. Sssst
45. Rage
46. Billion
47. Princecharles
48. Audio
49. Sadman
50. Seven
51. Obamanique
52. Hashtag
53. Lucifer
54. Hitler
55. Fetus
56. C’kret
57. Germ
58. Thorn