It can be hard watching your ex move on, especially when you’re forced to confront the fact that they maybe they’re better off without you. This guy probably wasn’t expecting his ex-girlfriend’s new hook up to reach out to reach out to him, and yet somehow, he was so prepared that it feels as if he had been waiting his whole life for that very moment.

From the first text, it was a pretty nasty confrontation.

Relevant question: Does this girl have any idea that her new boo is spreading these photos around?

Naturally, the conversation only got worse from there.

And that’s when the ex decided to drop the biggest bombshell of all:

Mic drop, anyone?

Modern dating is the absolute worst, but at least it’s somewhat entertaining when you observe it from a very, very safe distance.