10 Reasons You Should Be Glad As Hell You’ve Got A Big Booty
You'll always have a built-in seat cushion. Chair uncomfortable? No worries. You came prepared.
By 
Ari Eastman
To all the bootylicious ladies out there, I salute you.
1. You’ll always have a built-in seat cushion. Chair uncomfortable? No worries. You came prepared.
2. Even if you’re not a great dancer, your butt will still jiggle without too much twerk – I mean, work required.
3. You’re easily recognizable from behind. Which is good, you know, in case you get separated from your group of friends.
4. Your butt can double as a drum. No equipment needed!
5. People will always be happy to see you coming. And going.
6. Apparently, there’s a chance you might be healthier just by having that blessed booty.
7. You take one 🔥🔥🔥 belfie.
8. It’s thought that having a larger derrière can help keep your body balanced during pregnancy.
9. And there’s never a shortage of boys in your yard.
10. In summation, THAT ASS THOUGH.
