The 10 Rules Every Makeup Lover Should Follow When Looking For ‘The One’

Rule #1:

Fall in love with someone who loves you just as much as you love liquid lipstick.

Rule #2:

Fall in love with someone who will let you use their arms to swatch eyeshadows at Sephora when you have run out of room on your own.

Rule #3:

Fall in love with someone who accepts that you’re probably going to bake your face more than you’re going to bake for them.

Rule #4:

Fall in love with someone who doesn’t judge you for not crying during sad movies or Save The Children PSAs, because they know that you have YSL mascara on and you can’t waste that shit.

Rule #5:

Fall in love with someone who understands why you have to stay awake and refresh the Jefree Star website one hundred times in order to not miss the new restock of Scorpio.

Rule #6:

Fall in love with someone who loves you just as much as NikkieTutorials loves highlighter.

Rule #7:

Fall in love with someone who comes to your rescue when you’re screaming in the bathroom because you thought your rogue fake eyelash was a spider.

Rule #8:

Fall in love with someone who respects the fact that they cannot show up earlier than they originally said they would, because if they did they’d find you with cream contour all over your face and Laura Mercier setting powder under your eyes and cheeks.

Rule #9:

Fall in love with someone who doesn’t get weirded out when you stop someone in public to talk to them about their brows or their winged liner.

Rule #10:

Fall in love with someone who loves you just as obsessively as you love Sephora.